Christmas

This is the only good thing about christmas,

24 motherfucking hours of it.

For Your Health?

  

Note to reader:  these are just my opinions,  so read with an open-mind.  None of what I say is fabricated or exaggerated to help my point,  all these facts are findable online.  

Chances are you've never heard or seen these names before,  but they are as big a part of your life as possible.  These are just 3 of the hundreds of Pharmaceutical Companies that create,  manufacture and distribute drugs across the world.  They,  each,  make around 50 billion dollars a year.  Mac computers make around 20 billion a year,  just for comparison reasons.  Thats an extremely impressive yearly revenue,  and its only increasing.  From cough medicine,  to opiates strong enough to kill an elephant.  They are in a business that suppose to help,  and somehow,  its growing?

Pfizer is the most profitable "big pharma"  company there is.  So they must be doing the most to help the people out,  helping us keep healthy.  Yet they have a yearly growth of 2%,  how is that possible?  How is a company selling drugs to keep us healthy making more and more money every year?  How can this be?  It just doesn't make sense,  but it does if you look hard enough.

When you are starting a business,  what is your main goal and purpose?  To make money,  and keep making money.  Thats the number one rule of business,  is to STAY in business.  When a company makes a product,  they purposely make it have its flaws, because it is was perfect then you wouldn't need another one.  Its everywhere,  everything breaks,  gets outdated,  everything needs a upgrade.  You think with the amazing technology these days that Ford or Honda could make a car that could last decades,  I'm sure they could.  But if everyones car lasted decades they would lose money.  This rule applies to everything,  even our health.

So do you think that if we cured common colds,  would there be a need for any products that come along with it?  The companies would lose money,  and thats just not acceptable.  So  why not make us a little sick,  so we have to buy their medicines or visit their hospitals.  Its all business common sense,  yet people refuse to believe that the companies thats suppose to get us healthy and be a ray of sunshine in our bleak skies might actually be the cause of the gray skies.  

All I am saying is,  educate yourselves.  Next time your doctor recommends something for you,  whether it be for "ADD"  or a cough,  look it up.  Research the side-effects,  look for long term studies.  You never know when something you might take can get rid of something,  but give you something that you would need more medicine for.

by the way,  Methylphenidate (ritalin,  concerta)  the drug that helps treat ADD ADHD (which plagues about 5% of the earths population.)  In a study,  Cocaine Addicts were injected with cocaine,  and/or methylphenidate.  None could distinguish the difference between the two.  This is from our beloved Pharmaceutical Companies.  

and one more thing  there are 106,000 deaths a year related to prescribed drugs.  Thats more then diabetes,  pneumonia,  and alzheimer's.  

Celebrities?

What the fuck is with the worlds obsession with celebrities?!  Seriously,  I watch tv and I am flabbergasted that you get a story about Britney Spears new haircut or Lindsay Lohans drinking problem is a bigger head line then the economic recession we are in.  Why do people care so much that Lindsay Lohan is a fucking alkie,  everyone has their vices.  The media is so saturated with this bullshit that everyone forms an opinion on people that live across the globe,  its almost like she's your neighbor and you're witnessing her downward spiral.

People travel the world to get a glimpse of just a person,  just too see them living.  I am a fan of the Twilight books (I know,  but fuck you)  and now the guy that playing Edward Cullen is getting followed EVERYWHERE.  I remember he said somewhere that he feels bad cause people tell him "I TRAVELED FROM POLAND,  SAT IN THE RAIN FOR 2 DAYS AND DIDN'T SLEEP SO I COULD SEE YOU WALK DOWN A RED CARPET AND LOOK GOOD!"  its not like he's going to put on a show or sing for them,  or do anything worth all that wait.  He's just another guy that shits,  sleeps,  eats,  and probably is just as addicted too coffee and cigarettes as the rest of the world is.  

I don't see how people envy these men/women stuck in the hollywood bullshit.  Having people know your move before you do,  followed everywhere,  flashing lights,  screaming people,  opinions about you based on miniscule information thats most likely a lie based through the internet/magazines/tvshows.  

I actually feel bad for these people,  thats why they are so fucked,  because every step they take in life is ridiculed and examined.  SO much stress to constantly look pretty/  say the right thing/  be accused of things you didn't do/  and make mistakes that everyone makes but since your a celebrity you can't fuck up.  God bless these people for not putting a .45 to their head and pulling the trigger cause thats what I would wind up doing.

Fuck Lil Wayne

I FUCKING HATE lil wayne with every fiber of my being.  This dude has been rapping for like a little under a decade?  He has written and recorded 391 songs,  that would be a feat,  if his songs weren't filled with stupid banter.  Every time I hear one of his songs there is always one time I laugh because of how stupid his lyrics are.  He thinks the more he shits out records that makes him a good rapper,  making cussin'  and robotussin' rhyme doesn't make you a good rapper you fucking ignorant little turd.  

Now I understand hip hop music,  I understand why hip hop is popular,  though its not my cup of tea.  I do know what good hip hop music is,  I know there are hip hop artists that take what they do seriously,  like Nas.  He has made like 8 records in the past decade,  all of them critically acclaimed and most addressing important issues.  I'm not saying that all rap needs to be that,  but thats the kind I am generally drawn too.  But Lil Wayne is just a clown,  I hope he's sitting on his platinum shitter laughing that he is making obscene amounts of money for making up words so they fit in his songs,  I hope he's sitting there thinking "God,  I am such an asshole for selling this shit too the public"

Now I understand Poetic License,  and the rules of distorting/ignoring fact,  but this is just wrong.

"My flow is nasty, like C Y Phyllis"

"And when I was 5, my favorite movie was the gremlins 
Aint got shit to do with this, but I just thought that I should mention"

 

"Run up in your house and shoot everyone that's sitting on the livingroom sofa"

WTF?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!? are you fucking kidding me.  Is his fucking career suppose to be a fucking LOL joke or something?  Are we all getting punked?!  This is fucking retarded.  I purpose a ban on all things Lil Wayne,  for the sake of our children,  for the sake of our generation.  When scholars from the year 2100 look at Lil Wayne's music,  they are going to think that we were all exposed to radiation or we are just a generation of fucking morons.  FUCK LIL WAYNE YOU TALENTLESS PIECE OF SHIT.  I can't wait till Syrup actually does kill you,  you fucking imbecile.

The only person in the entire world that doesn't fail is my girlfriend Taylor Pavacich.

<3

Children+Alcohol+Facebook=Epic Fail

I am sick of...

1.

Pictures of people and red cups,  no one cares that you have 436 pictures of you working on future cirrhosis.  The urban dictionary classifies "Red Cup" as meaning 

"The Haribinger for consumption of alcohol in undergraduate colleges everywhere.  The irony is that the original intention was to conceal the content of the cup, as the drinkers are all underage."  

So,  why don't you people buy different colored cups?  or just drink the beer out of the fucking can.

2.

This one I can't post a picture of without purposely putting people in front of the train.  Not trying to make enemies or make fun of a person(people) on the internet.  But there is this new trend of taking photos,  photoshopping them,  and putting pointless shit on them.  Text like "BESTFRIENDSFOREVER!" and "PARTYLIKEROCKSTARS!"  I would like to seem a picture taken in 15 years where all of the people are in AA and the text says "15 YEARS LATER WE STILL KNOW HOW TO PARTY!!!!"  Do you know what happens when you "party like a rockstar?"

Yeah that looks fucking glorious.  Not to mention,  the photoshopping jobs are HOOOORRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDD.  They look like you taught your asshole how to use photoshop.  With the stupid borders used and the ridiculous looking font.  They look like christmas cards that you would send an alcoholic to force him to relapse.  Its fucking retarded.  

3. 

On the topic of alcohol,  I'm really sick of what I like to call "Before&After" shots.  For those who are too fucking obtuse to know what I mean,  here you go;  Pictures of you when your sober,  then one beer in,  then two,  then three,  etc.  I swear I don't know how many fucking pictures I've seen where I have guessed how many beers said person has had.  For example I'm going to use my friend,  who I don't give a fuck about making fun of.  He's the one in the red hat, the little kid.  Robby Rosano.

 

sadly,  this is him sober.

One beer down.

2 beers down.  don't mind andy's drunk-ness, 

he probably had 100 beers at this point

 Ugh,  3 beers down. 

............4 

 

Bedtime at 11:30,  and this is probably after 4 1/3 

because heaven knows he can't drink 5 without dying.  

        

Luckily after this picture was taken,  this happened...

   

post script;  if you are over 115 pounds and get drunk off 4 beers,  you shouldn't be allowed near alcohol.  ever.  

ANYWAY, my point is,  we don't need a timeline of your night.  I don't care if you had 4 beers or 14 beers,  I just don't need a picture by picture retelling of your night. 

4.

I swear to fucking god if I see another comment on how many games you won on Friday I'm going to lose all fucking hope in mankind.  What are you going to go fucking pro for Beer Pong?  I don't think I have heard of the MLBP, but I might be wrong at the rate the world is going to the shitter.  

I don't see the fucking point of beer pong,  it seems that every dull,  unimaginative,  half excuse for a person plays this retarded ass game.  Isn't the point of drinking to....uh,  I don't know....drink?!  Why would you play a game that prevents that?  I could sit here and think of 100 better drinking games that I just made up.  Fucking play DRUNKTWISTER!  everytime you fuck up you have to drink a beer,  AND you play with girls and get your face in obscene places.  Sounds a shit load better then throwing a ball into a cup.

If I was Milton Bradley I would fucking start selling drinking board games,  like Margarita Monopoly or instead of Candyland you have Cervezaland.  Anything is better than beer pong.

OR

I don't know,  maybe all you ADD ridden children should sit the fuck down and drink a fucking beer for fuck sake.  But then I guess thats why they are called GAMES,  BECAUSE THEY ARE FOR FUCKING CHILDREN.  

5.

This site is the epitome of self indulgent wieners.  With the option too completely fabricate a persona,  make yourself seem "pretty",  make yourself seem "popular",  pretty much too make yourself feel better about you.  They give you the option too add thousands upon thousands of pictures,  jesus christ.  I fucking remember when they changed the myspace alotted photos from 12 too 16 and I thought to myself "What self loving asshole needs 16 pictures of themselves?"  WELL shame on me,  cause NOW we have an INFINITE amount of FUCKING ROOM.  

NOW Facebook has allowed people to document the most miniscule of events and put them on the internet,  FUCKING AWESOME!  OH LOOK 36 PICTURES OF YOU AND YOUR FRIEND SITTING ON THE FUCKING BUS!!!!   thanks facebook.  People have WHOLE SECTIONS  of pictures of them doing STANDING IN A DRIVE WAY!  WTF!?!?

Why have I seen people's name under a picture,  I look for them on the picture,  I can't see them,  and I notice a shoe in the left corner,  and it happens to be their shoe......Do you really want people to know thats your foot?  Do you want to people to notice how strikingly gorgeous your foot is?  There is no need for you too add that picture you your already overloaded archive of moronic pictures.  In twenty years when you have 100,000 pictures on facebook and your going through it with your children are you going to stumble on that picture of your foot and say "HEY KIDS, SEE, A PICTURE OF YOUR DADS FOOT!"

5 1/2...kinda

Now I love  Macs,  I have owned a mac for close to 15 years now.  But around 2 years ago when they started making the new Macbooks,  with the intel processors,  they added a cute little program.  Little did I know this program is actually the spawn of The Devil and James Leverne Turbeville.  Its called......Photobooth..........this new program has caused me more distress then the presidential elections.  I can't count how many fucking pictures I've seen off of Photobooth. Having some is completely fine,  but when that number starts to reach 10,000,000 it gets a little ridiculous.  I can't stand it,  SO MANY FUCKING PHOTOBOOTH PICTURES.  I bet Facebook has designated servers to host ALL THESE FUCKING PICTURES.

But the single thing that has cause me too lose sleep and have night terrors is photobooths "FUNNY!"  little options.  You know,  the ones that morph your face into distorted images.  Some of the pictures I have seen are so fucking heinous that it scares me.  Why would pretty people want pictures of themselves looking fucking retarded?  But when already fucking heinous creatures play with photobooth it becomes a problem that threatens national security. No wonder the world hates America,  we ruin everything.

Alright its been way too long so I am going to bed.  

Lame

This blog is just for me too talk about how much I hate things.  

Things to expect to see in the future

1. Fails

2. Rants

3. Corrections 

4. Intelligence

5. Arrogance

and if I am in a good mood then you will see pictures of kittens.  So this blog will either be hatred or kittens.  I will not talk about myself or my life,  cause thats none of your fucking business.